It's hard to believe that just twelve months ago, people were actually scared that Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to become President of the United States one day. Well, don't believe everything you see in Demolition Man. Subway will be the only place to eat in the future.
Schwarzenegger's biggest competitor so far is belived to be Warren Beatty. Yes, Warren Beatty. He has said he will not run for governor. I totally believe him.
All actors and celebrities who turn to politics do it when they're career is on the skids, not hitten rock bottom like Beatty. (Face it, Town and Country just goes to show why he shouldn't be in charge of anything.) Beatty hasn't made a movie in six years. If he was going to go into politics, he would have done it in 2000, 2002, at the latest.
The person we need to look out for Ben Affleck. It's been three years since Changing Lanes and everything since has sucked. Gigli, Jersey Girl, Surving Christmas, Paycheck, Daredevil. He's at the right time in his career to turn to politics, especially since he's become a family man.
Sonny Bono ran became mayor of Palm Springs after making Troll. Clint Eastwood became mayor of Carmel after doing such crap like Every Which Way You Can, Any Which Way But Loose. What is it about Californian politicians acting with apes, anyway? Reagan did Bedtime for Bonzo. Eastwood actually got a kiss from Clyde the orangutan. And Bono worked with that monkey, Cher. I don't know who's butt I get the most repulsed by, Cher's or a monkey's.
Affleck is at the right time in his career to become a politician.
Let's just hope the Virginian voters are smart enough to keep him out of Washington. Now that he's married Jennifer Garner, it's time for him to do what Beatty done, become a Mr. Mom and never act again.
Leave politics for the other pompous assholes.
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