Where is the Love?!

On Valentine's Day, about 12,000 people have found themselves without a suitable residence. I'm talking about the U.S. Government's refusal to keep paying hotel bills for Katrina and Rita evacuees. I know what you're saying, it's been six months. Surely, they could have found a better place to stay by now, right?
You got a good argument. I just want to know how this hasn't been handled better by the so-called "liberal" media.
No, all they want to comment on is Britney Spears and Dick Cheney. Listen, both of them were acting stupid and doing something that was against the law. Spears didn't properly restrain her child and Dick shot a man in the face, neck, and chest, accidentally, but since he was hunting without the proper stamp of approval, he was breaking the law.
So many people, including our Secretary of Transportation, Norman Mineta, are criticizing Britney Spears for what might have happened. A lot of things might have happened. But mights are on chicken butts. But the truth is that the second most powerful man in America was reckless with a shotgun and injured someone else.
Firearms and automobiles are the two most deadliest weapons out there in America. But at the end of the day, Britney Spears' child was never harmed. Harry Whittington was. Dick Cheney is going to have to live with that the rest of his life, so it's about time we stop getting onto the former teenie bopper. When she takes a 28 gauge shotgun and fires it in the direction of a fellow hunter, then we can talk about her recklessness.
In other news, Saddam Hussein has refused to eat in protest of his trial. Well, don't eat. I don't give a shit. I give him a week. Pussy.