No Pension for Bush!

You ever heard the term, "What he can't fuck up; he'll shit on!"
Or how about "He could fuck up a cup of water!"
I know I haven't been kind to President Bush but he hasn't been kind to this country or this world. The Republican Party has finally realized they couldn't have their cake and eat it too. The Christian groups got the one President they had been hoping to get into the White House and now they might have to wear stars of David on the back of their jackets. Okay, maybe they won't.
With reports that the war (let's call it a war, enough of this Operation bullshit) in Iraq will top $1 trillion (that's $1,000,000,000,000) as the third anniversary comes on Sunday, the American deficit is going to be reported at $9 trillion (that's $9,000,000,000,000). Bush's approval ratings are closer to Nixon than Reagan at this time. A lot of people will say that Bush has had to contend with a lot of things in his Presidency, like 9/11 and well, Hurricane Katrina. Everything else is just the same shit a President deals with. Clinton had to deal with the genocide in Somalia, Rwanda (okay, he really did dick with that country) and Kosovo. But he did have Columbine. In fact, he had Columbine, Jonesboro, Arkansas, Fort Gibson, Oklahoma, Springfield, Oregon. There were a lot of school shootings during his administrations. He also had to take shit from the Republicans day in and day out.
Up until a few weeks ago, Bush didn't have to take shit from the Republicans. Now, things are different. Democrat Senator Russ Feingold said the President should be censured for his wiretaping business. Townships are starting to petition their congress representatives to impeach Bush. Don't they realize that Cheney will be the President and we might have him for eight years. Hey, strangers things have happened.
I think Congress shouldn't waste taxpayer money on another impeachment that goes nowhere. Also, considering that they didn't take the time to investigate the allegations of Weapons of Mass Destruction, no sitting Congressman who was in office in 2003 should point a finger at Bush without first pointing a finger at themselves.
No, Bush needs to get no pension.
On January 21, 2009, when Bush wakes up as a private citizen again, he should be as fucked as every other American out there. No Secret Service agents following him around. Who wants to harm an ex-President anyway? Gerald Ford was President for 29 months and had two assassination attempts. He also couldn't walk a flight of stairs without falling down. He can't even walk without tripping. He didn't need a Secret Service agent. He needed more comfortable shoes. He is the oldest American President (92 years old and counting) as well as the longest President out of office, 29 years and counting. He might still trip but no one wants him any harm. In fact, his recent illness was the first time he was in the news since the revelation of Deep Throat.
Bush is in good health and for the occasional Sedgway mishap, he takes care of himself. He is also the highest paid American President so far. At $400,000 a year, he has so far made more than $2 million and he's already a millionaire.
The new deficit is estimated at every American at $30,000 a year. That's every adult and child.
Many people out there make no more than $30,000 a year. Some make no more than $20,000. I've never made more than $20,000 in one year. Bush only has to work for 8 years. My mother has been working for more than 40 years. In a good year, she has never made $400,000.
Clinton makes more doing speeches than his pension for being an ex-President. Since President Clinton left America with a surplus, he deserves his pension. Bush has to have an ace in his sleeve to deserve his pension. Ford is in his 90's. George Sr. is in his 80's. Unless Bush is standing on the wrong side of one of those trees he likes to cut down, he's going to have one hell of a long time after he leaves the White House. Do we really need to pay this prick for another few decades?
I urge Congress not to pay this asshole one cent after his term is up.
Bush will have made $3.2 million (that's $3,200,000) before taxes when he leaves the White House in 2009. That's twice as much as Clinton and Reagan made. If Bush can't invest that money into some good savings, then he deserves to spend his 70's, leaving on Social Security and working as a greeter at Wal-Mart.