This Week in God, 3-26-06

Well, everyone is talking about Abdul Rahman, who reportedly violated Afghanistan's Islamic law by converting to Christianity and can be sentenced to death. My only response to this is that the Afghanistan government not execute Rahman. C'mon, do they really need to give the Bush administration more reason to hate the country and Muslims, in general. Anyway, does the Afghanistan government want to make all the Christians in the red states be more cynical of Islam? Because that's what is going to happen?
Speaking of red states, Oklahoma is the home for Oral Roberts University in Tulsa. This week, several protestors were arrested for misdemeanor trespassing because they were speaking out against the Code of Honor agreement all students are expected to sign. These protestors were especially opposed to a section that the students will not engage in any homosexual activities.
Now, I'd hate to agree with ORU, especially when it was rumored they at one time didn't want any obese people at their school. So, I'm not. If you go to Oral Roberts University, don't be surprised to sign a Code of Honor agreement, which states that you will only worship God, and not engage in premarital sex, as well as smoking tobacco. It's not Gloria Steinem University. It's not Alec Baldwin University. It's fucking Oral Roberts University. It's a college named after a man who more or less scammed people into giving him $8 million or else God would call him home. I know Christians aren't supposed to tempt or mock God, but I think that should have been an exemption. He did get his $8 million, which goes to show people will do whatever Roberts tells them to do.
You go to Oral Roberts University to stay away from Jews, gays, Muslims, and Democrats. You don't go there to express yourself, unless you are expressing your Christian faith. This isn't like the University of Georgia, the oldest public college in America, or any other public college discriminating against people. It's a very exclusive college for people who can't deal with the real world. That's why they got their asses handing to them by Memphis in March Madness.
In related news, Roberts reportedly broke his hip at his Californian home this past week. Maybe God was trying to tell him something.