What's Chazz Palminteri Going to do for Work Now?

For over a week, people have been rioting in France.
Rosa Parks is remembered as a civil rights pionneer.
Hundreds of thousands protest President Bush in Argentina.
Democrats show they still have a set of brass cojones.
Antonin Scalia's clone Sam Alito is nominated to the Supreme Court.

And what a way to end a busy week,
Coca-Cola announced they will no longer offer Vanilla Coke. Sales have been down and they just don't want to produce it anymore.

First off, Vanilla Coke tastes like shit. I'm not talking about the good stuff you get at the Waffle House, I'm talking about that mess they sell in the stores. I live in northeastern Oklahoma now and it is one of the test market areas in America and lemme say this: Stop messing with our soft drinks!
I like Vanilla Coke and sometimes cherry coke, but I don't like them together, and as a diet soft drink, Coca-Cola has two strikes against it. Then, they decided to add lemon and raspberry to the mix.

I'll admit it, when I was a little kid, I experimented by mixing certain drinks together. A lot of kids do that. Why should they pay executives to do the same thing and sell it?

I got two words for them: Clear Pepsi. Remember that?
If you don't, I got another word: Surge.
Remember Surge. This was for people who had been up for fifty-nine hours and needed a legal pick me up. I think the fact that it was green says it all.

That's why I prefer RC Cola. I know, it's Zeppo Marx of the soft drink industry, but so far, RC Cola has never messed with their products. They just have diet and regular like everyone else. That's because the company knows their product isn't popular enough to be messed with.