Everything Must Go!

They say that one man's junk is another man's treasure.
Today, I had to stop by Wal-Mart to get a few things, i.e. eggnogg before it goes off the shelf for another eleven months.
Anyway, I decided to look around and noticed that the wrapping paper was on sale, as well as those bath and body gift sets. Also on sale was Star Wars and Batman toys. They were in the "Clearance" section.
Now that Hanukkah has started, it must be a good time to be a Jewish parent. Not only will you be able to save half on wrapping paper and you can get your kids Star Wars and Batman toys, as well as other things at a cheaper rate than those gentile Christians and their one-day holiday.
Regardless, as a shopper, I found these discounted rates a little ironic. You fight to crowds at these shopping stores to get things. Then, 24-48 hours later, everything is marked down.
You just got to feel a little like you got screwed.
Unfortunately, the Vaseline petroleum jelly isn't marked down.