No Fat Hicks

Bart Simpsons once said, "TV sucks!"

He was right. After the listing of the Emmy nominations this week, let me say, it does suck.

What are the five funniest sitcoms and comedy series on TV?

Arrested Development (Dumb)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (Lame)
The Office (Never watched a single episode and no regrets)
Scrubs (Is this show still on the air?)
Two and a Half Man (What the fuck?)

Okay, so many people out there are praising that Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Office got nominated, but where's My Name is Earl, Family Guy or South Park. Fuck smart comedy. Give me smart comedy with an edge. At least Entourage didn't get a nomination. It got one for Jeremy Priven, which is more than it deserves. Priven deserves it. The show deserves to be shown to medical patients who can't avoid anthestiology.

I say Arrested Development should give its previous Emmy back. Making a show with funny named characters isn't ha-ha funny. George Michael. Bob Loblaw. Oh, my God! That is so funny. I can't stop laughing. Hoo-ha! Oh, that's good stuff. Either fuck your cousin or don't fuck your cousin. Dream On made a better episode about cousin fucking that was actually funny.
If a TV show is going to show footage for a commercial, then we expect to see that footage in the following episode. That whole thing with Charlize Theron was awful.

While Jaime Pressley got a nomination and deserves to win for My Name is Earl. Where is Ethan Suplee's nomination? They must think it's easy to be a dumb fat hick with a heart of gold.

Lost didn't get nomination, but Jorge Garcia deserves an Emmy for making Hurley the only character we care about on a show which could try the patience of Mother Theresa. Hurley is a manic depressive has more money than he knows what to do with, but no one believes him and has to bury his girlfriend while at the same time worrying about eating to much. A little R.P. McMurphy, a little bit of the charm John Candy had, sprinkled with the simpleness of Tom Hanks and Garcia has overall made Hurley the only character on the show to stand up to Sawyer without having to fuck him.