Joe the Blunder

In today's society of blogs, vlogs, Myspace, Facebook, etc., people can still live private lives.
However, you can not say that you are not the story when you are half way around the world reporting for what shouldn't sound like, but is, a TV station. As a news reporter myself, I know that if I am arrested for whatever reason, it will be news, just because I have decided to take this position.
Samuel J. Wurzelbacher Jr., aka Joe the Plumber, wants to have it both ways. He wants to be in the media spotlight while at the same time mocking people for putting him in the media spotlight.
I got two words to solve this problem: Go away!
Yes, you can leave. I assure you, Joe, if you went away today, we wouldn't care about you tomorrow. I'm sure you would end up maybe being a punchline on whatever I Love the (insert decade here) show they do on VH1.
But aside from that, no one would care if you dropped off the face of the earth.
However, now, you have decided to write a book, because apparently, that's all conservatives like to do now is write books telling us how stupid we are. Well, if we're so stupid, why do you expect us to read your books?
He's reporting for Pajamas TV, which no one, not even the people at Pajamas TV, knew existed until here recently.
Even worse, Wurzelbacher is even being considered for a 2010 election to Congress. Well, I have a message for all the Buckeyes, get registered to vote right now and keep this man out of Washington.
The last thing we need in D.C. is another arrogant man who people want to have a beer with.
Wurzelbacher took the initiative to inject himself in the spotlight. Joe, no one told you to talk to Obama about his tax plan. But even if you did, you still should have told McCain to lay off after he said you name repeatedly sounding like Papa Smurf.
You intentionally went on all those talk shows and you made your endorsement for the McCain-Palin campaign public.
You even decided to get a manager.
Wurzelbacher, you have done everything imaginable to make yourself a celebrity. Therefore, you are totally entitled to whatever scrutiny the general public wants to put you through.
But this can be very easily solved if you leave the limelight behind you.
We won't care. Honestly, we won't care one bit if we never have to hear about you again.